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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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my-rich-red-delicious-blood:

Beauitful 

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the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

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colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

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